I keep hearing voices in my head

Dear Dr. Ladhar,
        I keep hearing voices in my head.  Sometimes they're singing, sometimes they're telling me to do things, buy things, screaming that I should save my soul from eternal damnation, and all sorts of other things.  Lately, they've even been able to predict the weather.  I think I'm possessed!  What do you suggest I do?
    Confused, as always,
    Bubba
 

Dear Bubba,
        Dr. Ladhar suggests you take headphones off, silly human!

    Dr. Ladhar